Thursday, 14 May 2009

Random Ramblings !

Me and Freya have the most random conversations .. well i say random 99% of the time they end up sex related ..

take yesterday for instance it started off very innocent .. saying how we wanted Wigan to beat Manure it ended up with Freya saying she would kiss Steve Bruce if it meant Wigan winning or me saying i would give Carlos Tevez pity sex if they lost !

today our sex conversation started because of a question i got asked - If i could do ANYTHING that meant Pool would win the title what would it be ? - seems normal right i answered that i would shoot the Entire Man u team and of course Freya said she would SLEEP with the ENTIRE team for us to win the league i mean come on a normal conversation ended in sex AGAIN and then come the convo about my Baller Sex Scenarios game .. and how The Ramos would be the best person to have sex with in a country lane on the bonnet of a broken down car because he would get the suspension going ;) which of course led to us discussing the other scenarios of which Freya said she would Roll around in a hay barn with Arby because she owns horses, i think you can see where this led - me having sex with Pepe Reina on the kitchen table and how good he is because he has big hands ;) (i think you know what i mean)then her having sex with Arby up against a wall in her hallway after an argument - of course we both agreeed on the fact that Taller men are definately better =D which of course led to VERY dirty images and Thoughts in our head and ridiculously big grins on our faces ( Freyas mum got very suspicious at this point)

To be fair this conversation did stop being sex related for a whole of about 2 minutes when we got onto what songs remind us of them Akons Beautiful reminds F of A and Eminems Just lose it reminds me of P (well mainly one bit when he says "go crazy" and then makes that stupid noise because i could so imagine P doing that) and also how much we love the randomness of our conversations because Me and F are seriously the only two people that could have these convos day in day out ....

the sex conversation ended there because it was too much for our brains to handle for today LOL but im sure we will carry on tomorrow .. and the day after .. and the day after that !

watch this space for more on our Random Sex Filled conversations ;)

*Mwah* Love you F ... and our conversations *hugs*

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